Caps Drinking Game -- Opening Night Edition

The wait is over. The void begins to fill.
It. Is. Upon us.

Take one drink if:
--Alex Semin takes a stick penalty in the offensive zone.
--Alex Ovechkin beats two men and shoots the biscuit wide.
--The Caps give up a goal on the first shot of any period.
--The Caps give up a goal in the last minute of any period.
--Alex Semin has the puck in the slot but elects to deke himself into the corner instead of shooting the puck on net.
--Dave Steckel misses a gaping net
--Marc Savard breaks Jeff Schultz's ankles
--Milan Lucic concusses a puck-moving D
--Tim Thomas starts to remind you of Jean Grey
--The Versus crew show Alex Ovechkin blowing a snot rocket.
--Doc verbally fellaches either Pens superstar during a stoppage in play.

Take two drinks if:
--The Versus crew show Alex Ovechkin blowing a snot rocket from the bench.
--Doc verbally fellaches either Pens superstar while the puck is in play.
--Either commentator breaks breaks down a play before the action's stopped.
--Semin takes a stick penalty with the man advantage.
--The Versus crew show Claude Julien doing his best Bush-esque smirk after giving up a goal.

Finish your drink if:
--The Boston faithful think of a chant besides any variation of "Ovechkin sucks," "Caps suck," or "Let's go B's."
--Theo posts a shutout
--Gordon records a point
--Clark draws a penalty
--Schultz physically bests anyone on the ice
--Schultz drops his mitts
--Ovechkin goes more than ten minutes without a recorded shot on goal.
--Ovechkin scores either a penalty shot or shootout goal.


If you're at home
Drink: Stone IPA
Food: Homemade chili w/ tons of cheddar, sour cream, and onions
Sweater: Oates away, 1998

If you're going out
Venue: Bugsy's
Drink: Rolling Rock
Food: Deep dish pepperoni pizza
Sweater: Laich home, 2008. Chics dig it.

Let's play some hockey, dammit.